First some back story: I'm on MSN minding my own business when some Welsh dude starts to talk to me... Basically this guy thinks I'm woman because I had my (now ex-) girlfriend as my display picture once ages ago and he wants pictures to enhance a certain experience. I'm slightly drunk and have decided to play along, until he pisses me off so much I just have to ask this question... I apologise for the spelling errors, I just copied-and-pasted. I'd put "[sic]" infront of them all but you'd get [sic] of the sight of them... hahahaha! Ahem! the "(sn)" is an emoticon, incase you didn't know...
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
You have no idea how to treat a woman
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
I mean have you seriously ever got any girl to ever do anything with you over MSN?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
yer da 1 im speakin 2 nw
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
What's her name?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
y shold i tell u but im sereous on the holly bible
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
Mind you.. You don't even know MY name
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
soo
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
wys u nm n
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
So? How are you supposed to be intimate with someone when all you know about them is their bra size?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
how
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
How are you supposed to feel the spiritual connection that love with another human being brings when the only thing you care about is your self-gratification?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
but i need 2 climax
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
How are you meant to be proud of everything you've accomplished in life when all you've achieved is the fleeting, ephemeral expirience that is the end of sex?
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
How can you possibly feel any sort of fufilment in dedicating your entire life to 4 seconds of orgasm?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
because it is lush
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
Yet just as sharply and suddenly as it fills your life with blissful extacy it's gone.. Only to be replaced with the animalistic desire for more... Wouldn't you rather have the soothing, calming touch of another human being. Wouldn't you rather have the warmth and security of knowing that someone in the world cares about you enough to dedicate their entire life to making you feel safe and important?
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
Wouldn't you rather be loved?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
noo
I. Snail (sn)But you're just a dream pumping through broken hearts says:
Why not?
JoSh MuRpHy_ JaCk AnD jIlL wEnT uP tHe HiLl To HaVe SoMe HaNkY pAnKy SiLlY jIlL fOgOt tHe PiLl AnD nOw ThErS LiTtlE FrAnKy says:
bks im hornney
...Then he blocked me, can't think why!
We;re not all like this ladies, honest!
